WASHINGTON, D.C. — Some of President Donald Trump’s most faithful supporters are increasingly concerned that the time spent discussing Trump’s ties to deceased multimillionaire financier and child sex trafficker Jeffrey Epstein would be better spent trying to uncover the deep state pedophile ring.
Randy Banks of Biloxi, Mississippi said that it’s imperative that the federal government put real work into prosecuting the powerful people who have benefitted from the deep state sex trafficking ring.
“I voted for Donald Trump three times, and I’m looking forward to voting for him a fourth time,” Banks said. “I want him to shine a light on the deep state pedophile ring that I’ve been hearing about for years now. Unfortunately, all this nonsense about Jeffrey Epstein has been a huge distraction from that goal.”
According to Banks, despite rumors that former Secretary of State Hillary Clinton was abducting children and keeping them in the basement of a Washington, D.C. pizza parlor in order to harvest their adrenaline and convert it into the drug adrenochrome, which would then be distributed to an elite cadre of left-wing Hollywood celebrities, little effort has been made to dig up the presumably overwhelming evidence of these crimes.
“Children are being preyed upon by inhuman monsters,” Banks said. “It’s disgusting what these people have done. But you won’t hear anything about it on TV because the fake news media keeps talking about Jeffrey Epstein instead.”
Long-time Trump supporter Norma Stone of Bentonville, Arkansas said that she’s only aware of two people actively fighting to bring Clinton and her ilk to justice.
“President John F. Kennedy and his son JFK Jr. are keeping up the good fight,” she said. “Of course, it’s hard. They have to operate in secrecy, and JFK is 108 years old, so he’s moving a little slower than he used to. But you won’t hear about any of that from the demonrats in the lamestream media. They’re too focused on this Epstein fantasy.”
Rep. Lauren Boebert, R-Colorado, who has long pushed for a deeper investigation into crimes committed by the deep state, said that the laser focus on Trump’s connection to Epstein is a miscarriage of justice.
“We’re supposed to believe that this wealthy pervert flew Donald Trump and a whole bunch of other powerful people to some island to commit crimes against children,” Boebert said. “Why are people so worked about these outlandish, fantastical claims? And why aren’t they equally concerned about what will happen if Barack Hussein Obama finds the seven magic crystals of Kahomet, thus allowing George Soros to transform into his final form, the dreaded ‘Tyranno-Soros,’ which will usher in 1,000 years of socialism and tolerance?”
Banks said that he’s ultimately only concerned about those who are being hurt the most.
“It breaks my heart to think about what this Epstein conspiracy is doing to our nation’s most vulnerable and beloved,” he said. “But then again, my President has weathered worse.”
